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    October 18

    溃疡

    口腔里生了溃疡,白圆的一个点
    遇到稍热的水或者食物就会让人十分烦恼
    但我更加忍受不住不能吃茶,不能吃有滋味食物的寡淡日子
    疼痛与诱惑的煎熬伴随着每一次咀嚼越发迷离
     
    舌头本能的控制着食物只能在口腔的某个部位咀嚼
    但是汤汁四溢的时候就只能捂着嘴做痛苦状
     
    此时一般会选择糯软温和的食物食用
    无需费力咀嚼,无需有技巧的吞吐骨头,无需呼呼吹汤
    你只要把它们放在舌头上
    你的上齿龈就能解决一切
    溃疡此时不受任何打扰的乖乖睡在牙齿外面
     
    终于有一天你忍受不了苹果的香味
    大咬
    紧跟着(哇沃!)尖叫一声
    因为苹果的某个棱不小心蹭过了你倒霉的溃疡,世上最最娇嫩的肌肤被侵犯了
    然后苹果汁不可遏止的涌到你最痛的地方
    我想,这个时候你应该把眼睛里有的没的擦擦
    然后捂着嘴巴静静等待这次风波过去
     
    有人推荐许多偏方:
    A君说
    如果长了溃疡,含一块糖在溃疡的位置上,等到糖化掉你会感觉贴糖的地方变得皱皱的,溃疡也是皱皱的,边缘清晰可触,这时再吃东西就不会痛了
    说上述寓言的A君时年小学五年级
    B君说
    吃东西前先把溃疡咬一下,这样你再吃东西就不会痛了
    从我本人讲,我很不喜欢这种自虐的方式
    这让我想起一部电影里一个胖子和人打赌喝沸油,眼见他一勺一勺喝下去没有任何反应
    事后人们问他何处学得神功,他说:
    第一勺喝下的时候确实会痛啦,但是舌头也熟了,舌头熟了自然就感觉不到烫了
     
    好吧,总归来讲口腔长溃疡是件让人闷闷的郁闷的事
    或者某一天,当你又不小心吃下热辣食物
    刚要捂嘴尖叫
    却发现本该痛死人的地方不见了
    把伸到半空的手放下的时候心里也会有些闷闷的感觉

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    看到豆瓣中你对斗牛的影评,非常欣赏你。顺着藤就摸到这儿来了。
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    我很喜欢你的文风,不过我却能够感觉到你文字后面——你跟你的孤独在一起。
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